Dear EMOTEEN867,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your closet and I saw you hit on my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your mom as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Go milk a cow, Aacura


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Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)

(12), (Your name or username here)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England -  I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

Cuz, cuz, cuz I wanted to XD and I requested for a feature in qnerdi's journal 8D

Comment below and the first 20 people to respond will get a feature in my journal ^^ I'll flick through your gallery of awesomeness ands pick the three I like best and feature them here ^^

Do this too if you want 8D but if you do, please feature me in your journal too ^^ kthnxbai 8D <3 *is totally not bored and avoiding uni work right now XD*

Aaaaaaaaaaand done 8D I hope people like the featured artwork ^^

Spread the art and love by doing the same 8D

EDIT!!! Finally!! All my playlists on my youtube account are sorted XD Enjoy 8D


Woooooooowwwww!! September was my last update?!!! Dayum!!

Sorry guys, I've been mega busy XD Busy with what? Well, Uni work... *looks at the judging eyes*... I DO WORK!!! XD But yeh, been up to my neck in uni work. Writing boring essays and my novel for my dissertation *cuddles it* And been taking lots of photos and filming, and random junk 8D

I'm in my third year of uni, but it's only now do I really feel like I'm taking up the social side of university. I'm going out more, partying more, made loads of new friends, and in a few weeks time I will be running and starting Glamorgan University's Anime, Manga and Cosplay Society 8D Busy, busy, busy XD

As far as filming projects go, a few members of CosplayCymruSouth and myself have started a filming series based on the fanfic Wiggle Those Hips You're A School Girl Now, which is a lot of fun 8D The DA page can be found here >>> wthyasgn.deviantart.com/ <<< and the youtube page can be found here >>> www.youtube.com/user/WTHYASGN <<<

I've neglected any new cosplays for a good while now, taking up more in photography and filming. I did my first ever wedding shoot on the 23rd January which made me so happy face 8D I can't post any here because, with all due respect, although I took the photos, they are not mine to display, and the couple don't want them broadcasted on the internet ^^

OH!!! And I have been given the go ahead to start hormone therapy 8D This made me roll around everywhere in glee. I can't start yet because there's this whole business of getting funding from the NHS, but hey, I'm just glad things are finally moving forward ^^ Much love to my doctors for helping me through this, and my friends <3

My youtube channel has FINALLY got all of my Alcon footage on it XD I hope people enjoy the panels I recorded, and the random flaily videos. They were very fun to film, and though I took ages editing and posting, they were fun to re-watch XD They can be found here >>> www.youtube.com/user/AacuraRei… <<<

AND!!! Vote for Jenn here >>> shortyawards.com/FlamboyantWre… <<< 8D She is currently in 7th place, so let's bump her up!! 8D

Alas! I am rambling XD

Hope everyone is well and enjoying their first month of 2012!! See you around! 8D

*dive bombs out of nearest window*

Well it was epic 8D I'm too busy editing videos to put up a detailed journal like I intended, but perhaps this video will show a fraction of the fun that was had www.youtube.com/user/AacuraRei 8D More videos (loads more) will be put up in due time, like all the panels I went to and kitchen shenanigans XD

Missing people loads!!! Can't wait to see old and new friends at future cons <3